Rapsheet of @mpoppel

Total offenses 8
Snitch points 0
In jail No

Date Sent
2012-05-08 @mpoppel Keep it down over there!
2012-03-21 @mpoppel The caps lock key is not cruise control for cool.
2011-07-24 @mpoppel Pull over so I can give you this ticket for using caps lock while tweeting.
2011-07-22 @mpoppel Wow, look at how much cooler you are for tweeting in caps!
2011-03-19 @mpoppel Didn't capslock day end already?
2011-03-17 @mpoppel Did you get peanut butter on your caps lock key again?
2011-01-28 @mpoppel Did you really have to hit the moron button before tweeting that?
2010-09-30 @mpoppel If you keep typing in all caps you could shoot your eye out!